Quick bites.
- “I am quite familiar with the decision-making dynamics of large organizations.”
- That’s fantastic - annnnd, we employ 80 people, so that’ll be useful
- “Experienced with the latest software, including Microsoft Windows 95, NT, Outlook ‘98, Wang computer systems, Lotus… and knowledge of the Internet”
- I wish I was kidding – hey, maybe he can help us with our UNIVAC….
September 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Reminds me of a conversation my partner had with an applicant when he was at ATG.
The applicant put “either net” on his resume
My partner asked the applicant “which one is it?” (thinking that the applicant had a spelling mistake)
To which the applicant replied “Oh, either one”
Crack me up!
September 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Haha – kind of reminds me of Palin’s response to what she thought of the Bush Doctrine…
September 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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